Yo, it’s Cupid here. Valentine’s Day is next week which means it’s time for me to dig up my arrows and shoot some people with them. To make them, you know, fall in love and all that. Last year, I tried to get Emz to play matchmaker. It went pretty well but she lacks the magic touch I have. Cuz, you know, my mom is the goddess of love… And I’m pretty awes-
Ignore Cupid guys. Not only is he sometimes a narcissistic fool, but he also gets lazy and shoots people with arrows randomly. At least I try to set people up with a book they would actually like. Anyways like Cupid said, Single’s Awareness Day (oh, sorry Cupid, I mean Valentine’s Day) is coming up soon. This feature did pretty well last year so I’ll like to offer my matchmaking services again. If you want to go on a “blind” date with a book, just fill out the form below and I’ll do my best to set you up. Just a little warning, depending on how many people require my services (because let’s face it, Cupid isn’t going to help even though he says he will), I cannot guarantee everyone a date by Valentine’s Day. I can maybe set you up for prom instead?
Need a date, but don’t want to fill out a form to get personalized results? Check back throughout the week. I’ll be doing more blind date posts like this one. 🙂