I’m going to tell you right now that this is probably just going to be Part 1. I have a lot more than 5 things that annoy bookworms…
I don’t care if dinner is ready or if the bell already rang. If I’m reading and in my zone don’t interrupt me or face my wrath. Can’t you see I’m busy? Do you have one ounce of consideration in your body?
These stupid little cuts might sting a bit, but they can’t stop me from reading more books!
“Have you read [insert name of popular book] yet?”
No. Just no. If you’re going to ask if I’ve read The Hunger Games or Divergent, the answer is yes, I have already read those books… five years ago when they first came out. (And let’s not forget the fact that I recommended those same books to you and you asked me why I was reading “stupid” YA…).
“Reading is for losers”
Well, excuse you. I think we all know who the loser is, and its not the one with the book. Like someone once said, “If you think reading is boring, you’re not doing it right.” Who’s the loser now? Cough, the one that doesn’t know how to read properly. Even a first grader can read better than you!
“What’s your one favorite book?”
Why would someone in their right mind ask this question? You want me to choose a favorite book? Unless you have a few years to spare… Scratch that, we’ll be here forever and I ain’t got no time for that. All that time wasted on trying to pick a favorite when I could be reading (and finding yet another book to add to my ginormous favorites shelves, shelves as in plural indicating multiple favorite books).
There will definitely be a Part 2…
Do any of these annoy you?
If so, which one annoys you the most?